Tale of Jack Sparrow →
Michael Bolton, I love you for this.
Sean (sitting on the floor): I woke the cat up with my farts.
Me: I thought you were tapping the floor!
It has been a while since I have posted a real post. Finals are over with, and now I am just waiting for the scores for the last class to come in. So far, I have three A’s and two B’s. I can’t believe I’m going to graduate. It doesn’t seem real. Through trying to work full-time, this degree is 8 years in the making. Graduation is Tuesday. I can hardly wait! I would...
He and dignity are not friends.
Catalina: Joy is a butt bag.
Earl: A what?
Catalina: A butt bag. A bag of butts?